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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant...
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant...
Panic is when both are pregnant.


Grammer Teacher:
"Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one...My mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away...


A young boy asks his Dad :
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says:
"You are my son, I'm confident about that."
"Your friend over there, is also my son..."
"And that IS confidential..."

*cik putih